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Let me get three things out of the way before I start this post:

1. I am not against your religion.
2. The views expressed in this post are not necessarily the views shared by the OCC crew.
3. This is a quick note. If you would like to discuss my ideals and your ideals further, I would be happy to do so at Kristen@orangecountyconcepts.com.

If you haven’t heard about the initiative to the ballot known as Amendment No. 2, get out from under your rock and get involved. This initiative states:

Inasmuch as marriage is the legal union of only one man and one woman as husband and wife, no other legal union that is treated as marriage or the substantial equivalent thereof shall be valid or recognized.

I’ll come right out and say it. This is the most ridiculous display of bigotry I see plaguing this country right now. This is not just a gay issue. This affects all unmarried Floridians, including seniors who are divorced or widowed. How does it make you feel to know that you are taking away Grandma/Grandpa’s benefits if one of the two passes away. If you are saying yes to Amendment No.2 because of your religious beliefs, you are not religious. If you a Christian and think that the bible says sodomy is a sin, read the bible again. If I remember correctly, (it has been a long time since I gave up the notion of going to heaven. There is a special place in hell for me) the bible says “Let the first one without sin cast the first stone.” No one on earth, or at least in Florida, can say they have never sinned and will never sin in the future. No need for a confessions booth if that was true.

Remember a little thing back in the 50′s and 60′s called the Civil Rights movement? That was 50 years ago. We are so much better than that now. Oh wait… no… we aren’t. We still try to take liberties away from minorities. Just this time, it’s not about race but about sexual preference. I really believe the African American community has the duty to stand up to this Amendment and fight it. Same struggle, different name. So why is it I see African Americans saying yes to this initiative? Does anyone remember Mr. and Mrs. Loving? In the 50′s, a white man and a black women wanted to get married. They left their home in Virginia and drove to D.C where they were married. They went home to be awakened in the middle of the night. They were arrested and taken to court for violating the “Racial Integrity Act.” See, back then it was prohibited for interracial couples to be married in Virginia and many other states. One judge even went so far as to say:

Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, Malay and red, and He placed them on separate continents. And but for the interference with His arrangement there would be no cause for such marriages. The fact that He separated the races shows that He did not intend for the races to mix.

So God is against everyone who is not the majority? Sounds familiar. In fact, a lot of the arguments people had against interracial marriage are the same arguments we see today for Gay marriage. Judges all over the country used these reasons as the basis of their arguments against interracial dating.

• “It will destroy the idea of family. Children cannot be brought up in an nontraditional home without consequences.”
• “These kinds of relationships are illicit sex rather than marriage.”
• “It is against God’s will”
• “It is unnatural”

Ain’t that some shit?

OH think about the children! If you’re not straight and not married, you can’t raise your child properly. Just look at www.yes2marriage.com. SERIOUSLY? People agree with that website? HOW CAN ANYONE THINK THIS IDEOLOGY IS OKAY!? If some white couple made a video talking about how they don’t think issues of race should be discussed in school because they don’t think races should mix, everyone who isn’t from Mississippi would blow a gasket. BUT it’s okay when you are talking about gay people.

Here’s another news flash for you. Gay marriage has been banned four times over in the state of Florida. So once again this is not really a gay issue, is it? Yes, it still is. Not only is this is a way to deny the American people the benefits they deserve from domestic partnerships, but it is another way to blur the line between Church and state.

This country was founded on principles that allow all humans the right to be free. You can make your own choices. Everyone else should be allowed the same liberty.

Holland has a saying. “A country can judge its civility on how well it treats its minorities.” Hmm, Welcome to America.

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Since Halloween rivals only Thanksgiving (I fucking love YAMS) on my favorite holiday list, I have decided to be the judge of the 1st annual OCC Pumpkin Carving Contest! All you have to do to enter is send a photo of you with your pumpkin to Kristen@orangecountyconcepts.com. That’s it. Deadline for pictures is Oct. 30th. Winners will be posted on Halloween.

I’ve also added some treats below to get you ready for Friday. Click the pumpkin to see the OCC Crew in their own pumpkin carving contest. Can you figure out who is who?

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So I have made the decision to make dLux a regular part of Camp Kaypee. Same music though, so deal with it.


Tune in this Friday from 6-8pm @ Knightcast.org

Just click the “Listen Live” button and choose your favorite media player.

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Hi.

I’m Kaypee.

I usually look like this…

And sometimes I look like this…

Yeah. I get down.I smell like coconut, my favorite word is widget and I have my own internet radio show.

Every Friday from 6-8 pm. That’s tomorrow.
Docta Dawe and dLux will be reppin’ OCC too. I’ll probably regret it in the morning but I am having them on as guest speakers.Log on to www.knightcast.org and click “Click to listen.” Th,th,th,th, that’s all folks!

See you there!

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There is a God. I can’t drink milk, eat eggs or wash myself with Ivory soap, but I can get piss drunk, so you KNOW I will be out at Shit show tonight (I <3 the cock….tagon). Also, I have reason to celebrate. My first set of my radio show was last night. WHERE WERE YOU? The answer should be “Listening.”

Yes, poor judgment on someone’s part has lead to your favorite girl blogger to be on internet radio. Move over, Al Gore. Only one of us can ride the internet bandwagon and you’ve been hogging it for too long. Besides, I’m better at riding things than you are. Wait, I take that back. *Cough* Global Warming *Cough*

Anyway, buy me a drink tonight at Shitshow to congratulate me. Who knows… I might even talk to you for a little bit, but probably not. It’s worth the try.

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ATTENTION OCC.COM READERS! We have a very special birthday in the house tonight. My good friend, dLux, is turning 16….err… well, more or less. That’s right, folks, 16 years (give or take) of fat beats, flamboyant gestures and funny dance moves.

He’ll be at Shitshow tonight. Let’s get him laid! LADIES (and Gentlemen), put on your A-game, because they’ll be plenty of takers on this stud.

But, just word of advice. Don’t bother wishing him a happy birthday. He probably won’t remember that, or your name, in the morning…

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Once again proving my inability to care about anyone but myself and because this blog needs some cheering up, I present to you the worst (read: greatest) pick up lines of all time.

• “How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled or fertilized?”
• “Let’s get breakfast in the morning: Should I call you to wake you up or just give you a nudge?”
• “Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”
• “Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, except down under…”
• “Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants.”
• “I’m going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it.”

And the Best one yet:

• “I may not have your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?”

Honorable Mention:

• “My mom won’t be home for hours…”

Thank me later.

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Since we here at orangecountyconcepts.com like to follow trends (see Dawe’s last post), I’m selling my virginity on eBay. I just have to find it first.

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Listen, not much gets in the way of me and my drink. That being said, I’m quite surprised by the news my doctor gave me today. According to her, if a woman drinks more than four drinks on a regular basis, she is considered a “binge drinker.” So I asked her, just for clarification purposes, whether drinking double that amount almost everyday is considered “just being incredibly awesome.” She wasn’t amused. I have been advised to cut back on smoking and drinking. I know, I blacked out from pure shock for a split second too. Also, I am watching the weather channel and hell is expected to freeze over tomorrow.

Shitshow is Shitshow for a reason and no doctor is going to tell me I can’t be so drunk I split my pants. Yeah, that happened. I decided to go to another doctor to get a second opinion. What was Docta Dawe’s diagnosis? Have a little of Grandpa’s medicine. I followed Docta’s orders. Cleared it all up.

Looking at the charts, Docta Dawe turned to me, gave me a free drink card and said, “I want you to fill this prescription, go home, and get plenty of Sex, drugs, and house. I’ll see you at your follow up appointment on Saturday night.”

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As if you really need a reason anyway.

Thanks to Shitshow, drinking has crept into top 3 on my list of priorities. Shit, who am I kidding? Drinking has always been number one. You know, I took the Lynx bus downtown once because I was too drunk to go out drinking. Maybe I shouldn’t admit that.

Listen, Shitshow is going to be crazy tomorrow. Everyone hyped up/let down about the game tomorrow will need a drink or 10. And because I know how killer a hangover is when you have to work the next morning *COUGH* I did a little research about the subject. Here are my findings:

-As we have all found out, the severity of your hangover is determined by your blood alcohol content, but it is also affected by how quickly you drink. The best way to clear your head the next morn is to sleep it off. Drinking coffee will not help.

-A hangover is caused by dehydration. I suggest drinking about 2 to 3 glasses of water while drinking alcohol. I follow this rule…sometimes. It works.

-If you decide to take a painkiller to ease your pain, take an Aspirin. Do not take anything with acetaminophen. You can really fuck up your liver that way, not that you would be worried about that if you are drinking enough to induce a 12-hour headache (I’m mainly speaking for/to myself).

-If you want to drink all night and avoid a scary morning (and I’m not just talking about hangovers here), eat properly thoughout the day. You are less likely to make a mistake…er..I mean.. have a hangover if you have something in your stomach to absorb the alcohol.

So enjoy your Saturday night, if you can remember it the next day. Dress to impress. J. C. Callahan will be taking pictures all night, but don’t expect to see them anytime soon. Btw, he hung up on me today for bringing that up. Bring some cash. O-Bar’s bartenders bust ass to get you wasted so tip them well. I might be there tomorrow, so if I am, get me a drink. They are free until 12. As always, Dawe and dLux will be spinning the beats that get you drunk, and I’ll be well on my way by that time.

Lastly, the long awaited sequal to this summer’s blockbuster hit….

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Happy Birthday, Brian “Docta” Dawe. Thank you for supplying the soundtrack to my drinking habits. You make sure the drinks are free and the beats are phat (sp?), without even namedropping (Sorry, Dlux). If it wasn’t for Shitshow Saturday, I’d probably be on the side of the road intoxicated, instead of at The Cocktagon intoxicated. I’m still not sure which one is better.

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