Weeds is back with an all new season four. The plot for the highly anticipated season four revolves around Nancy relocating the family, as with the business, from Agrestic to the beach town of Ren Mar located on the California/Mexico border.
“Mother Thinks The Birds Are After Her”
With the embers of Majestic and Agrestic smoldering in their rearview mirror, Nancy and family flee southbound to the border town of Ren Mar, California. eanwhile, the DEA interrogates Doug, Dean and Isabelle, who all pin the entire grow operation on Ceila. Back in Ren Mar, Andy confronts his father and new landlord Lenny.
For those of you who don’t watch it – you’re missing out. The witty, satirical comedy, as with the dark humor are merely the tip to the 2006 and 2007 Golden Globe winner for “Best TV Series – Comedy.” Showtime isn’t just for porn, kiddies! The premier of season four will be on Showtime at 10:00.
Fun Facts:
The Weeds Fan Page on Facebook has more fans than Mitt Romney and John Edwards do.
The top four presidential candidates according to Facebook:
1. Barack Obama
2. Hillary Clinton
3. John McCain
4.. and the underdog, Ron Paul in the number four spot.
Make sure you’re tuned in on Monday at 10:00 – because rumor has it that it’s the last time “Little Boxes” will be in the opening intro 
“Alright, listen closely. I’m not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body’s changing – it’s all good, believe me. Problem now is… every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So… First order of business – no more socks. They’re expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, “But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can’t spew it into Mr. Sock?” Glad you asked… You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning – that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation’s fun, so unless we want to take 4-5 showers every day, we’re gonna need some other options. So let’s start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your d**k like a f**kin’ band-aid – ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack catchers – specifically, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube… is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on – when you tug your Thomas on the toilet – ffft – shoot right into the bowl. In bed – soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don’t mind tossing after tossing. There’s no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you’re a solo artist, you’ll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Okay. Class dismissed.”
Now on to Sh*t Show Saturday!
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