I gave you the heads up five days ago…. I knew it was just a matter of time before a major underage drinking crackdown went down in Orange County. Check out this WFTV report from today…
ORLANDO, Fla. — Florida Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco agents were out until the bars closed Friday morning in Orange County as part of a major crackdown on underage drinking.The undercover investigators went from liquor stores to bars in the University of Central Florida area busting people who weren’t old enough to buy booze. It’s Spring Break time and ABC agents say the crackdown is designed to send a message that underage people caught with alcohol or anyone buying booze for underage people can get in hot water.”In the grand scheme of things, it’s just a kid in college drinking, but it’s the kind of thing that can turn tragic and we want to prevent that from happening,”said Capt. Mark Bong with Alcoholic Beverage Control. ABC agents say Friday morning’s busts are part of larger effort to curb the problem. They plan to step up their efforts and hold several crackdowns across Central Florida over the next few weeks.


Both have been well know as underage drinking hot spots, especially Liquid Cellar, who I have been told by various sources is at the top of the list. If you have any question why they would be the number one suspect take a trip over there and look around you. They offer free drinks for a minimal cover charge every night of the week. What do underage kids not have a lot of? Money. Who is going to get hit next for supplying drinks to broke college kids? Liquid Cellar. Just my opinion of course but that opinion has been backed by people who have overheard local law enforcement. Only time will tell. On another note, I hate that fucking joke of a newspaper the “Central Florida Future”. With all the environmentalist hippies at UCF you would think someone would rase a stink about the waist of paper this shitty publication is printed on. It is so sugar coated and blatantly bias towards the UCF administration. When are the student writers of this publication finally get some balls and report about something people give a shit about. Todays headline is “UCF alumnus turns shoes into art with acrylic paint”, are you fucking kidding me?? And amidst all this talk of a bar bust they continue to report that “Underage drinking is not an epidemic problem at UCF” (Central Florida Future 9/18/06) and “We generally don’t have any problems at UCF, and in many ways, UCF is a model for how the rest of the country should be doing things” (Central Florida Future 2/11/08). Really? So when Mario Jenkins, the AFT agent who was 

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If you don’t know by by now where the fuck have you been, or more importantly where have you been on Thursday nights?? If you have been missing out this is your chance to check it out, TNHP: The Special Edition!! Its a special night because first off its the very loveable Columbia’s B-Day bash!!
Second, its the return of DJ Docta Dawe after being away for the last two weeks, so come out and get shittycrunk on free beer liquor and music all night!!
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