My favorite group from Chicago that has yet to put out an official album dropped their latest mixtape.
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Tipping is not a city in China.
On May - 22 - 2010 10 COMMENTS
With Memorial Day weekend and summer coming around the corner, I thought I’d share a story that might help you when you’re out on your bar-hopping travels. If you see yourself in the stories below, there’s some helpful advice at the
end; if you’re not a part of it, then stay that way, Bobby loves ya!
From the desk of Bobby Bartender:
Rough night at work…. thankfully it’s over. Let’s recap:
Some douche walked up to my bar tonight – let’s call him Eddie Emptypants (with some girl) - ordered a few drinks (rudely might I add) then handed me a $20 for his total of $19.50. He stared me down waiting for his “fiddy cents,” then complained about how strong the drink’s were weren’t. I ignored him and went about my business of making money collecting toll money. For the next 20 minutes, I made approximately $2.20, barely enough to wash a load of laundry at one of Eddie’s fine neighborhood laundromats, let alone pay for anything useful in life.
Friendly advice.
Fast foward a bit, Emptypants comes back (with a different girl) and stutters for a few minutes, asks me what a good drink is and I proceed to make him an eight-dollar LIT that wasn’t even worth the cup it was put in. Then after I finished, asked me for 2 more of the same. A-hole. Total: $24, Paid: $24. Damn, Eddie, doin’ me dirty, bro.
In the interim, some smokin’ hot girl comes up to the bar, lets call her Amy Airbags, and orders a drink with her homegirls. I think she also has 3 or 4 girls behind her. Amy leans over the bar (I know what you’re doin, girl, it ain’t my first rodeo) and orders a few shots, a drink for her and two for her friends, then asks how much. “$31.50.” She hands me $40, “keep it.”
The dude next to her orders “umm… a Fuzzy Navel, and a Jack & Coke for my girl.” $11.75, bro. “Here’s $12, keep it.” I, replied, “Keep what?” Fuzzy says, “the change.” I reply still, “what change?” Fuzzy insists, “the quarter.” I say, “that’s not change, that’s bullshit. You give more to homeless people, and they’re not trying to help you get laid.” Fuzzy retorts, “well then hook it up next time and we good.” I say, “Ok, well when you start drinking big-boy drinks, come talk to me.” He did, an hour later. I made him wait 20 minutes. With no one at the bar. I was talking to Amy from earlier. He taps me on the shoulder though, and makes his presence known.
“What’s up bro? No service?,” says Fuzzy.
“I’m busy, be right with you,” I say. He notes, “you’re not makin’ anything now,” to which I reply, “very observant, but I didn’t say I was makin drinks, I said I was busy.”
Fuzzy comes back with the oh-no-you-didn’t of bar etiquette: “I tipped you last time…………………” ( I don’t know what else he said, I was too busy laughing after the first part), while I’m laughing, he starts running game on Amy.
Amy asked me who this “dick” was. I said, “some dude who drinks Fuzzy Navels, whines about how strong they aren’t and then leaves a quarter and calls it a tip.” Amy proceeded to make fun of him to his face for the next 5 minutes, and he left, drinkless. I loved it. I bought her a drink.
Eddie Emptypants comes back again (with another girl, still) and same routine. While he’s turned around grabbing orders from his peoples, I ask the girl, “You know you’re the tenth girl he’s tried runnin game on tonight right? He’s been comin up here since ten-o’-clock.” She didn’t look too happy, I could tell because she grabbed her drink and took off. He asked “whasssup bro?” I said, “Nothin’ I just asked her if she knew the other girls you’ve been comin up here with. Thought they were friends.” Strike three.
Sign of a douchebag
The last douche of the evening comes up and asks me the price of everything behind the bar. Beer, liquor, mixed drink,
beer, beer, etc…. He finally orders a beer, thirty seconds before we close up. Pulls out six crumpled dollars
s…l…..o….w……l…..y, then tosses them on the counter. I ask, “no tip? it’s last call, man, I coulda told you we were
closed.” Crumply says, “there a tip in dere.” Twenty-five cents. I reach over to give him some dap, and I knock his bee
r over.
Oops.
“Sorry bro, bar’s closed.”
Crumply wasn’t too happy.
In Summary…..
1.) Don’t be like Eddie, or you’ll go home broke and score-less. Nothing I love more than ruining nights of those who ruin mine. You wanna go home with a nice buzz and score some hot chicks? Great, I wanna pay my bills and eat a Quarter Pounder from time to time. Make it happen, and I’ll do the same.
- Rule 1.) Remember, you go first. Don’t expect a hookup on a whim.
2.) Bobby loves independent women who buy their own drinks, and don’t expect free shit because they’re hot. You girls rock.
- Rule 2.) Ladies, I’ll take your orders first, but just because you’re hot, it’s not free. And no, you can’t pay in T&A. But you can tip in it.
3.) If you’re a hot chick, and you’re going to flash the goods, not expect anything for free, bring up your hot posse (p-o-s-s-e, you idiots), and tip well? You’re the shit in my book; others take note. You will be remembered later.
- Rule 3.) Bobby’s 2 favorite things begin with the letter “T.” One is “tips”. Make both a part of your order.
The Fuzzy Navel. The Perez Hilton of cocktails.
4.) Dudes: Please don’t order pussy drinks. If you wouldn’t roll up with a crowd of your dude-bros and loudly order your drink, then don’t quietly order it from me and expect me not to laugh about you all night.
- Rule 4.) Pussy drinks get pussy service. Get the sand out of your ass and order a Jack & Ginger or something.
- 4a.) If you’re tipping $3-$4 for a fuzzy navel, however, I will not ridicule you. Just don’t expect a hook up on a 17% liquor peach schnapps and OJ. I’m not a miracle worker, and can’t turn water into wine.
5.) If you’re not taking care of me, don’t expect me to take care of you. That doesn’t just apply to drinks. The “bartender silence” and “bartender backup” rules only apply when you’re takin care of business. Don’t be surprised if I blow up you’re spot to one of the 12324 girls you’re trying to mack on if you keep leavin me pocket change.
- Rule 5.) If you’re droppin’ quarters, I’m droppin dimes – to every girl you try to mack on. I’m also shorting you big time, and making you wait the longest. Not very “ballin’” is it? Take note.
6.) Don’t try to steal the bartender’s dinner. If you see me doin’ my thing, and still try to run game? Exp ect no mercy. I will charge you full price and send you home on a cranberry juice high. You might be on the other side of the bar, but I will make your night fucking miserable.
- Rule 6.) Bartenders are gods. Do not anger the gods. Try to take my supper and expect nothing less than water on the rocks. And a long wait like the dude above.
7.) Any of these in combination will deem you “banned”, and we will wait as long as humanly possible before taking your order, then promply ignoring it while we find the weakest cordials back there and make your “strong island.”
- Rule 7.) Don’t “hint” to your drinks, and don’t ask me to “hook it up.” I know what these mean, and it translates to, “Hello, I would like a cocktail with a lot of alcohol. Please don’t expect me to leave you a tip, because I can’t, mainly because I spent it all on black-n-milds and these sweet jean shorts, and won’t, because “dat’s my style.”
8.) Don’t order a “STRONG island.” That’s just dumb.
- Rule 8.) Do you honestly expect me to hook it upbecause you ordered cleverly like a douchebag? Pff.
9.) I don’t give shit out for free. Except insults.
- Rule 9.) Unless you’re a hot chick, then I may be negotiated with. But numbers must be involved.
10.) When you pay for drinks, don’t toss money at me like you’re playing a dice game in the alley behind the trap.
- Rule 10.) No tip, no mercy. You can do one or the other, but 2,3, 4 infractions at once will net you no mercy. Crumpled money is a pretty douche move, and my hands get jittery when picking it up. Hold your drinks.
11.) Especially at last call, do not quiz me on the prices and drinks. I already know them, and I won’t be any more happy with you if you try and test me.
- Rule 11.) Do not ask the price of everything before you order. You may, however, ask “Do you have any specials.” Order what you want, if it breaks the bank on the first round, then adjust your choice accordingly. Do not expect me to adjust my pours, however.
- Note: Beer costs less than liquor, Import beer is more than domestic. Anything you saw in a DJ Khaled or T-Pain video is probably priced out the ass, and will usually be a short drink regardless. Either bring a lot of cash, or stop trying to front with your $99 Suit City 3-piece on.
12.) Know what you want to order, and have some sort of payment ready.
- Rule 12.) Two ways to present this, “Money in hand, order on your mind.” and “Mouth closed, money out.” Don’t holla “yo”, “bro”, “dude” or “yo bro dude.”
Happy bartenders = happy patrons
Have your money out, because if I have to wait for you to figure it out, I will pull your drink and make you wait. If I have to wait for you to figure out your order, I will also make you wait.
Believe me, I could go on an on, but considering it’s 6am and I just got home, I gotta hit the bed. Running another long shift tomorrow. Hope Amy comes back.
The moral of the story is: “Be polite and take care of us, and we’ll take care of you. If we’re happy, you will be.”
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Absolute Perfection
On May - 21 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS
A-trak has released the sequel to his 2007 mixtape “Dirty South Dance”. This mixtape is absolutely 100% perfect in every single way and is everything I hope to one day achieve on a mixtape. Between his track selection, scratching, and everything in between this is an absolute masterpiece. The fact that this guy is giving this away for free is both astonishing and amazing at the same time. Every DJ should be thankful because he just supplied you with some fucking incredible bangers that are sure to make you look better than you actually are, and the fact that you get them all in 320kbps goodness just for sigining up on the mailing list? Stooopid.
Waka Flocka Flame is now able to be dropped on the dance floor? Oh, leh doooo it.
OJ Da Juice Man is now killing the 130 BPM? AYE! OK! DAMN!
Yung LA with some heavy dubstep flavor? Ain’t IIIIII.
I can officially stop playing Diplo’s Gucci Mane mixtape now that A-trak has blessed me with this amazing jewel.
Tracklisting:
1. Intro
2. Trizzy Turnt Up
3. How Low Can U Bake
4. We Don’t Want No Goblins
5. She Got a Dum Donk
6. Whatever You Shoot
7. Ice Cream On Blast
8. Carte Blanche ft. Kid Sister: Do! Do! Do!
9. Twerk That Driver
10. Vampires Going Ham
11. Loonies To Blow
12. Make The Trap Wile Out
13. O Let’s Overdo It
14. Donnis: Gone (DJ Craze remix)
15. Ain’t I A Joker
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Pics from: LEGIT. @ Dungeon 5-14-10
On May - 16 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS
LEGIT. 5-14-10
Four Turntables every week.
Brian ‘Docta’ Dawe + DJ dLux.
Ladies drink free.Every Friday.
Dungeon Lounge.
See this gallery on flickr here.
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2 LEGIT 2 QUIT
On May - 12 - 2010 1 COMMENT
We are going into week 3 of LEGIT @ Dungeon this week and if you haven’t made it out yet here are a few quick reasons why you need to see what is becoming the BEST party on a Friday night in the UCF area, hands down.
1. Hip Hop is alive and well.
Contrary to some FUCKING FAILED night at Dragon Room might have told you, hip hop is clearly alive at this night. Dawe and myself do play a hefty amount of those 128 BPM bangers that you all know and love but we do not hesitate to get crunk with it whatsoever. What’s a gig with DJ dLux without a little Gucci Mane or Soulja Boy?
2. LADIES, LADIES, LADIES.
Guys, are you tired of a room full of fat chicks? Perhaps a room full of cocks? Stop going to the shit holes, take off your flip flops, put away those cargo shorts and that pre-torn American Eagle hat and get your ass to Dungeon. The dress code is basically no hats but everything else goes. Yes, you can wear your Air Force 1s but don’t blame Dawe or myself when they get scuffed cause somebody was getting crunk on the dance floor. Just look at how many ladies are in this ONE PICTURE, and they’re not even friends!! This is a purely candid photo from none other than our very own Familiar Joe. These girls are waiting for your bad pick up line!!
3. Party pictures with STYLE.
Are you tired of your picture being taken while you are out with your friends only to find it on the internet after days of waiting and it looks like FUCKING SHIT? Why is it that 90% of the photographers in this town just cannot take a decent picture to save their life? Then to add on to it, the promotion company takes a week to upload your shitty picture. Also, why the FUCK do I need your watermark to be so fucking big? Is this really necessary? Let’s take a look at a couple examples:
WHAT THE FUCK. As if it wasn’t bad enough that she is wearing a Lakers shirt in Orlando, I have this my-first-photoshop-stroke-effects shit above AND below on the picture? The glare from the flash against the window exudes professionalism from the photographer as well.
Let’s take a look at another example from the highly respected, always pay their people on time promotion company, Whats2Hot.
Aside from Mikey Stylez looking like a hot dude in this photo with his perfectly edged 5 o’clock shadow, why the fuck do I need a smoke screen next to me in my pictures? Why do I also need to sign up on your website to get my picture? Your weekly inbox spam is not worth the horrible picture you have given me.
If and when you come to Dungeon, our party pictures speak for themselves. We take HOURS editing our photos to make sure they come out looking fresh and different. Do you want your pictures to look like the two above or do you want them to look like this:
Notice the differences in the photos? That’s called EDITING. We pride ourselves on not taking pictures straight from the camera, slapping a horrible watermark on them and uploading them. I’d have to say the only other people to do this would be our friends over at Smile For Camera.
4. The final reason you should be there: Docta Dawe & DJ dLux tag team DJ set!! NOBODY and I mean NOBODY has ever done this at a UCF bar. This is truely what sets this night apart from all the rest. We go back and forth, track for track all night long. The DJ setup alone is sure to and has been turning heads 2 weeks in a row.
LEGIT. Every Friday at Dungeon Lounge. Be there.
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Gucci Mane Released From Jail
On May - 12 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS
It’s finna be a real cold summer. BURR!!!
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And another one
On May - 11 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS
Pics from: LEGIT. @ Dungeon 5-7-10
On May - 11 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS
Week two of LEGIT.
Four Turntables every week.
Brian ‘Docta’ Dawe + DJ dLux.
Ladies drink free.Every Friday.
Dungeon Lounge.
See this gallery on flickr here.
PHOTOS BY: Familiar Joe
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Bass Head
On May - 10 - 2010 3 COMMENTS
Put Yo Hood Up
On May - 10 - 2010 4 COMMENTS
Some old, some new.
Little bit of this, little bit of that.
We’ll start off with Young Jeezy. Nice lil’ no DJ track off his latest mixtape Trap or Die 2.
I don’t know what it is but I love some Dream, no homo.
The Dream Feat. T.I. – Make Up Bag
Soulja Boy please inform these people.
O0o0Oo0Oo here’s one I know the lovely, beautiful Ms. Kris…I mean, Kaypee, will love. It’s got the king of annoying DJ hype drops, Fatman Sccop, along with the soon to be NEW king of annoying DJ hype bullshit, Lil Jon. All wrapped up in some good ol’ sellout Three 6 Mafia.
Three 6 Mafia Feat. Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop – I Wanna Get Drunk
Last but not least, a track none other than the uniballer himself, DJ Docta Dawe, has dubbed “Pina Colada Plies”.
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Dawe, Throw some Dubstep in your set.
On May - 9 - 2010 2 COMMENTS
So I intended to do my first music blog on the new OCC today and feature lots of good fist pumpers. As I sorted through some of my latest gems, I noticed basically every song I wanted to blog about was a dubstep track.
Manyyy months ago my buddy Ian the Korean kept saying “You need to throw some dubstep in your set!” I brushed him off, but now everywhere I play these days it seems like someone is requesting dubstep. There is rarely any in particular track requested, just “dubstep”. When I got booked for Ultra Music Festival, I posted a Facebook status asking my friends what tracks they thought I should play. Cockney Thug by Rusko was the number one response. As dLux pointed out in yesterdays blog, Rusko is pretty much dominating the scene. Here are a few in my playlist right now:
This one was HAND PICKED by Ian The Korean himself for this blog!! SOOOO dirty!!
Borgore – Love (zippyshare link)
Familiar Joe and crew put me on to this one. I had a girl actually come up and request this last week at Legit but I couldn’t find it in my playlist.
Bassnectar – Bass Head (Original Mix) (zippyshare link)
I am extremelyyyy tired of the “How Low” remixes, but Serafin gives this one the royal dubstep treatment. PS. You probably won’t find this track anywhere else.
Ludacris – How Low (Serafin’s Beat Em Mix) (mediafire link)
This really should be in your playlist by now, but just in case you are sleeping, let me put you on to this essential dub track:
Doctor P – Sweet Shop (zippyshare link)
Any track that samples MC Hammer is good in my book.
Preview all those tracks here…
I will have some fist pumpers for you later in the week. Stay tuned.
I leave you with dubstep dog.
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O.M.G.! It’s DJ dLux
On May - 8 - 2010 2 COMMENTS
HERROOOOWWWW!!!! I’m baaaaaaack!!
First things first, if you haven’t been to Dungeon and seen the pandamonium that ensues on Friday nights…fuck your life.
On to some music. I have and still am somewhat leery of this Dubstep scene but some tracks I do like. Rusko seems to be the Crookers of Dubstep as everything he does seems to be gold just like Crookers did for Electro a couple years ago.
Ruskos full length LP “O.M.G.” was released this past week and though I can’t say I could see myself listening to the whole thing, there are 3 bangers that I am going to share with you today. One just so happens to feature none other than your girlfriends favorite rapper, Gucci Mane, with some anti-autotune type shit.
Enjoy.
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LEGIT. is tonight. Shall we? RAGE.
On May - 7 - 2010 4 COMMENTS
Tonight is the second installment of the already legendary “LEGIT.” party.
Did you miss last week? You should be ashamed of yourself… well, its ok we forgive you. Check out this video to see what you missed:
Ok, now that you have been reminded that “LEGIT.” is the best Friday night party in all the land, its time to start making those plans for tonight official.
This is your graduation spot ladies. Like we said, you pay NO COVER, and DRINK FREE til midnight. So cement “LEGIT.” into you iCal right now.
Wanna be a baller? 2 bottles of champagne for $75 tonight. Holding your own personal champagne bottle is all the rage, so get with your people and make it happen.
LEGIT.
Four turntable set but dLUX and Dawe.
Free Drinks for the ladies.
2 bottles of champagne for cheapppp.
Dope snaps by Familiar Joe.
See ya there.
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Pics from: LEGIT. @ Dungeon 4-30-10
On May - 3 - 2010 4 COMMENTS
Launch of LEGIT.
Four Turntables every week.
Brian ‘Docta’ Dawe + DJ dLux.
Ladies drink free.Every Friday.
Dungeon Lounge.
See this gallery on flickr here.
PHOTOS BY: Familiar Joe
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Pics from: Fubar 4-30-10
On May - 3 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS
